Episode 4: “Hawkeye for the Straight Guy”

May 26, 2014

Super-hero edition!


THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:

 

Captain Zimbabwe. Batman, as portrayed by Adam West. Man of Squeal. Wolferine. Green Lantern on LSD. Hawkeye for the Straight Guy. Big Fat Wheelchair Mama. Professor Xavier, can walk, has diarrhea. Cy-Clops. The Read Skull. Silence Man. Blunderwoman. Gambutt. Thor with a Carpenter’s Level. Nick Scurry. Mag-Neat-Oh!

 

THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:

 

1. Who would win in a fight on top of a train? 

2. Who would best save the world in the Catageddon?

3. Who would run a better publicity campaign for public transit?

4. Who would you rather do?


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Episode 3: “Business Pterodactyl”

May 19, 2014

THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:


Upside Down Horse on Wheels. Jean ValDog. The Big Digger. Peter Panther. Dog Dog. Radagast. The Pi-you-near. Nelson Mandela Zombie. Snug Snake in a Sweater. Captain Morgan – drunk. a Quarter Chicken Dinner from Swiss Chalet. Business Pterodactyl. Hyper Duck and Squid 2.0. The Green Ranger with Lupus. Bap-Man. Sandra Bullock in Gravity.


THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:


1.   Who would you rather have marry your Dad?

2.   Who would last longer in a horror movie? 

3.   Who would you rather eat a live cat with?

4.   Who would better defend their home from Marv and Harry from Home Alone


THE RULES:


Sixteen wacky characters go head-to-head in elimination-style battles, advancing through four rounds of ridiculous competition. In each round, two random characters are pitted against one another in a bizarre battle scenario. Whichever character wins advances to the next round. Whichever character loses gets permanently eliminated. When we (the players) can’t make up our minds, we assign zany modifiers to each character to try to tip the scales. It’s super uncomplicated, and all you have to do is listen, laugh, and root for your favorite character. But, alas, there can be only one champion . . .

Let the tournament begin!

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Episode 2: “DominaTrix Rabbit”

May 19, 2014

THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:


Archie after knocking up Betty & Veronica. Tyrannosaurus Mex. Charles Man & Son. Zooey Deschanel with pink eye. Stack of Lunch Meats that the village are running toward. Clandestine Cock. Snuffalo Bill. Choco-Dog. Microphone Stan Lee. Sleepy Cheetah. Lit Stick of Dynamite. Pimply Faced Teen Movie Theater Employee. Dominatrix Rabbit. Thousands of Bees in Man Skin. Rocky: Head for Hands & Hand for Head. Mini Trampoline.

 

THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:


1. Who would you rather be in a three-way with with a sexy babe?

2. Who would you rather try to survive Jurassic Park with?

3. Whose life would you rather play as a video game?

4. Who would win in a joust?


THE RULES:


Sixteen wacky characters go head-to-head in elimination-style battles, advancing through four rounds of ridiculous competition. In each round, two random characters are pitted against one another in a bizarre battle scenario. Whichever character wins advances to the next round. Whichever character loses gets permanently eliminated. When we (the players) can’t make up our minds, we assign zany modifiers to each character to try to tip the scales. It’s super uncomplicated, and all you have to do is listen, laugh, and root for your favorite character. But, alas, there can be only one champion . . .

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Episode 1: “Tyrannosaurus Pecs”

May 19, 2014

THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:


Horatio Sanz. A Sexy Fish. Frogger. Dick “Van” Dyke. The Actual Wolf of Wall Street. Spider “Man.” 1st Gen iPod. Monopoly Top Hat. Captain High Liner. Hitler Slug. Bert. Bobble-Head Michelle Obama. Sentient Tether Ball Pole. Nash’s Skunk Mom. Tyrannosaurus Pecs. Frankenstein: Painful Boner.


THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:


1. Who would you rather run an organized crime syndicate with?

2. Who would you rather switch bodies with for one month?

3. Who would win in a fight on a pirate ship?

4. Who would win a game of jeopardy after beating up a small boy?

 

THE RULES:


Sixteen wacky characters go head-to-head in elimination-style battles, advancing through four rounds of ridiculous competition. In each round, two random characters are pitted against one another in a bizarre battle scenario. Whichever character wins advances to the next round. Whichever character loses gets permanently eliminated. When we (the players) can’t make up our minds, we assign zany modifiers to each character to try to tip the scales. It’s super uncomplicated, and all you have to do is listen, laugh, and root for your favorite character. But, alas, there can be only one champion . . .

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