Episode 13: “F*** Dr. Porkenstein”

July 28, 2014

THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:

 

A Lawn Jockey. Giant Tiny Tim. Terrence Tenderloins. The Hezbollama. Jessica Alba with Verne Troyer as a Head. James Earl Jones Reading the iTunes Terms and Conditions. Megan Fox with a Rotten Watermelon for a Head. Hayden Christensen on his Birthday. Waluigi. A Refreshing Coke Zero with Ice. Jeffrey Dahmer in Lakitu’s Cloud. Emma Stone, Speaks In Facebook Statuses. He Pingping. Dr. Porkenstein. Howie Mandela. Kim Kardashian with Corn Flake Skin.

 

 

THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:

 

Who would you trust to measure your inseam?

Who should die?

Who would make a better hostage negotiator?

Who would you rather sail around the world with?

 

 

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Episode 12: “A Thesis on The Macroeconomic Importance of Agriculture…Also Goats or Whatever”

July 21, 2014

THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:

 

A Fish, a Dog, and a Horse. Reverse Merman. Formula One Fish. Geppedophile. King Bowser Stuck in his Mario Kart. A Wind Chime Made of The Shrunken Head of the Beatles. Magic P. Jenny McCarthy. Bugs Bunny Portraying a Racist Asian Stereotype. Indian Gynecologist, Gap Teeth, Magic Nipples. Pay Jameson. Mr. Bean on Mushrooms. Brad Pit Bull. Scrapegoat. Danny Tanner, Bleeding from Every Pour. Jar-Jar Sphinx.

 

THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:


1. Who would you rather give all the world’s money to?

2. Who would win a fight in a house that’s in a tornado?

3. Who would you rather have perform open heart surgery on your significant other?

4. Who would you rather have as your dominatrix?


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Episode 11: “An Even More Disappointing Worldwide Tournament Involving Kicking Things”

July 14, 2014

World Cup edition!


THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:


Cristo Rendentor. Shakira with Skin Mittens. Redbeard (Hayreddin Barbarosa), Maramadonna. Hawk Face. Big Strong Bitey Man. The Son of Man. The Prince of Nigeria. Arturo Kinch. Hansel and Gretel. The Net Neutrality Block of Cheese. DJ Heineken Van Dyke. Jennifer Aniston. Honey Boo Boo Riding an Obese Diabetic Bald Eagle. Gil the Apathetic Revolutionary.


THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:

 

Who would last longer in a soccer riot?
Who would win a sumo match on an ice flow?

Who would you rather have kick you in the face, and then make you breakfast?

Who would you rather take slap shots at?



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Episode 10: “A Normal, Regular, Naked Fight to the Death in a Dark Room”

July 7, 2014

Our (attempt at a) normal-sauce episode with normal characters!


THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:

 

Kristen Stewart. Susan Boyle. Alex Trebek. Odie. Mr. Rogers. Sergei Diaghilev. Mediocre Fish. Helen Keller. A Loaf of White Bread. Jodie Sweetin. Mr. Clean. Toad. Cameron Hart. Chris Nash. Jay Jameson. Russell Montgomery.


THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:


1. Who would win in a naked fight to the death in a dark room?

2. Who would advance further on the TV show wipeout?

3. Who would you rather have homeschool your children?

4. Who would you rather kill and eat?


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