Episode 17: “Tournament of Champions 1: Threeways and Mad, Mad Hops”

August 25, 2014

THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:

The Actual Wolf of Wall Street. Rocky, Head for Hands, Hand for a Head. Quarter Chicken Dinner. Read Skull. DJ Sir John A. MacDonald. Dracula, Teeth Filed Down. Ellen Degenerate. Navi. Spicy Weiner with Mad Hops. Russell Montgomery. Hayreddin Barbarossa. Magic Indian Gynecologist with Gapped Teeth. Black-Face Lawn Jockey. Lady Gaga in Her Meat Dress. The Grim Reaper. Flashblink

 

THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:

1. Who would you rather run an organized crime syndicate with?

2. Who would you rather have as third in a threeway with a sexy babe?

3. Who would you rather host a talk show about feminine hygiene with?

4. Who would you rather give all the world’s money to?

 

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Episode 16: “Incessant Spit Takes and Sprinting Full Tilt With Your Eyes Closed”

August 18, 2014

THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:

Evan, the Man who is Covered in 700 Eyeballs. King Kandy. Pinky and LeBron. A Broken Roomba. The Depressed Hulk. Amanda Bynes. A Confused Gorilla Under a Sheet. FlashBlink. Megaphone Mouse. Oliver Twist. A 3 lb Bag of Taco Meat. A Very Detailed Map of Middle Earth. Clippy. The World’s Greatest Dungeons and Dragons Player. Mr. Tea. A Medieval Court Jester. 

 

THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:

1. Who would you rather beat the crap out of?

2. Who would win in a fight in a doors-off helicopter?

3. Who would you rather have play you in a Broadway musical about your life?

4. Who would you rather call after you committed bloody murder?

 

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Episode 15: “Sewing a Bunch of Dinosaurs Together…Like, a Bunch of Them”

August 11, 2014

THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:

A Bunch of Dinosaurs Sewn Together. A Really Nice Pair of Balls. iRooibos. A Shape Shifting Chameleon. Hermione Granger with a Broken Wand. Ambahman. Sticky Dicky. The Grim Reaper. Senator Boner. Your Significant Other with a Danny Devito Parasitic Twin on Their Shoulder. Tracy Morgan Freeman. Michael J. Fox. A Shithead Douchebag with a Dumb Haircut. Pie Fries. An E. Coli Bacterium with a Nice new Toupee. L. Ron Hubbard.

 

THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:

1. Who would you rather have as a best friend?

2. Who would win in a fight on an endless waterslide over lava?

3. Who would last longer being hunted by the predator?

4. Whose life would you rather kill yourself to save?

 

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Episode 14: “Feminism and the Private Parts Therein”

August 4, 2014

THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:

 

Uncle Yosemite Sam. Lil’ Nickels. Octobama Mama. Chris Nash, Crippling Diarrhea, Self Loathing, Reduced Manhood. Spock of the Walk. Dinks for Brains. Slimy Sal. Stefan Urquelle. Sean Paul. Elephant with a Shotgun. George R. R. Martin. Vagina Dentata. Basket of Kittens. Cappuccino Monkey. Lady Gaga, Meat Dress.

 

THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:

 

Whose dreams would you rather be Inceptioned into?

Who would you rather worship?

Who would you rather take to the prom?

Whose head would you rather have as the tip of your penis, or for your boobs?

 

 

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