Episode 22: “Tournament of Losers 1: Every Goat Has His Day”

September 29, 2014

THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:

Chris Nash - Crippling Diarrhea, Reduced Manhood. Dr. Porkenstien. The Net Neutrality Block of Cheese. A Sexy Fish. Jay Jameson. A Bunch of Dinosaurs Sewn Together. An E. Coli Bacterium with a Nice Toupee. Thousands of Bees in the Skin of a Man. A Three Pound Bag of Taco Meat. Mediocre Fish. Scrapegoat. A Stack of Lunch Meats that All of the Village Children are Running Toward. A Nice Crisp Head of Lettuce. Man of Squeal. Frankenstein - Painful Boner. Falcor.

 

THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:

1. Who would last longer in a zombie apocalypse?

2. Who should die?

3. Who would you rather have kick you in the face and make you breakfast?

4. Who is best?

 

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Episode 21: “Sharing a Brain with a Pager Salesman”

September 22, 2014

THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:

An Online Folder Full of Nude Celebrity Folders. Gilbert Gottfried as Christian Gray. Pharrell Williams with Whooping Cough. Robin Williams. Jack Sour. Jay Jameson the Door to Door Pager Salesman. The King of The Ducks. Macbeth. Meana. A Houseplant With a Plan. Pine Coleman. An Angry Girlfriend.  Moose with a Shrimp in his Caboose. A Nice Bucket of ALS. Misty Hymen. A Feisty Little Maltese Poodle Named Chopper.

 

THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:

1. Whose brain would you rather share?

2. Whose rap career would you rather invest in?

3. Who do you think is a secret antichrist?

4. Who would you rather compete in the amazing race with?


 

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Episode 20: “A Stupid Episode for Dumb Idiots”

September 15, 2014

THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:

Jayzebel. Ronald McGandalf. The Human Porch. The Wizzer of Oz. April O’Neil. Scaffold Guy. The Incontinent Cool Aid Man. LEEROY JENKINS!!!!!!!! An Original Rembrandt. Tyrannosaurus Rex Mullins. Stabby Cat. Snow White Supremacist. Tim Teboner. Mila Kunis with Baby Legs. Joan of Arf. The Nookie Monster.

 

THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:

1. Who would win a Gladiator style fight?

2. Who would you rather have as you Vice Presidential Running Mate?

3. Who is more borp?

4. Who would be a better lover.

 

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Episode 19: “Sex Toy Warranty Assessments”

September 8, 2014

THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:

A Really Nice Hat. A Penny Farthing Bicycle. An Autographed Headshot of Jesus in a Nice Frame. A Nugget of Fool’s Gold. A Fleshlight. A DVD Copy of Mars Attacks. A 1994 Ford Taurus. A Box of Broken Crayola Crayons. A Thimble Full of Table Salt. An In-depth Journal of the Sexual Exploits of Steve Buscemi. A Civil War Era Freight Locomotive Filled With Hundreds of Thousands of Copies of Hope Floats on DVD. A Noose. An Unreliable Hand Grenade. A Hand Mirror Always Pointed at Your Face. A Suicide Pill. A Copy of 1984 by George Orwell.

 

THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:

1. Who would win in a fight to the death if each was given to an Olson Twin?

2. Which item would you rather have the Ferguson Police find you with?

3. Which object would you rather bring to the Stone Age?

4. Which item would you rather mention that you own during a job interview?

 


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Episode 18: “Examining Your Butthole Gave Me Leprosy”

September 1, 2014

THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:

The Litigious Leper. Anonymous in the Body of Hugo Weaving. Idiot Bird (This Bird is an Idiot). A Human Centipede Comprised of Macho Man Randy Savage,  The Ultimate Warrior, Hulk Hogan, and Andre the Giant. Jenna Jameson. Manon Rheaume. A 400 Foot Tall Baby. The Tooth Fairy. A C-Can Full of Prairie Oysters. A Dog Sized Elephant. A Mooseatar. A single Bitcoin. The Incarnation of Youtube Contents. A Player Piano who has the Personality of Michael Cera. Oscar Gone Wilde. Little Miss Muffet.

 

THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:

1. Who would you rather have give you yearly rectal examinations?

2. Who would make a better village elder?

3. Who would you rather have read your eulogy?

4. Who is the best?

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