Teenamental: “Burt an Gert Stay Alert and Stay Safe”

November 30, 2015

THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS

Shia LaBeuf. A Moldy Loaf of Bread. Jason Earls. South Dakota Jones. The Honey Nut Cheerios Bee. A Professional Bingo Player. The Kids from Kids Bop. The Other Members of Destiny’s Child. Bugs Bunny on Crack. An Earlobe Salesman. Burt and Gert. A Kid Using Moon Shoes. A Kid From Surrey Who Thinks he’s from Compton. One Can Sam. Tony the Tiger and Lucky the Leprechaun’s Illegitimate Love Child. A White Mom from Extreme Couponers.

 

THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:

1. Who would use more drugs?

2. Who would you rather be the voice in your head?

3. Who would you rather be the host of every TV show?

4. Who would get away with the murder?

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Episode 79: “Canada’s Nearly Smartest Person Episode: Sheldon’s Dad”

November 23, 2015

 THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS

Kristin Ritter the Hitter. Milly Cabbageprivates. The Glornch. Ohad Einbinder. Scrooge McDuck. Mecedes in her Eighties. One Man’s Land Russ. In Sink. Professor Aged Pheonix. Hannibal Specter. Shia The Beef. The best slice in New York. An Adventuresome Dollop of KY Jelly. James Band. Sheldon’s Dad.

 

THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:

1. Who be best in this Tom Hanks movie…?

2. Who would be the Kazooie to your Banjo?

3. Who would win in an old timey bareknuckle boxing match?

4. Whose face would you rather read like brail?

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Episode 78: “Dumpster Clown”

November 16, 2015

THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS

Roarshack. Aunty Vigilante. Russ length x ten. Ron Pearlman as a Flaming Winged Skull. The Master Exacerbater. Dumpster Clown. Hidesdale and Sidesdale. Peking Duck. Splifford. Petrified Wood. Lance Bass. Fred the Upside Down Unicycle Man. Brony Montana. A Bag of Pope Corn. Bill and Ted.

 

THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:

1. Who would make a better worker for the following Axis Airlines position?

2. Who would you rather have as your legs?

3. Who would you rather have as your son?

4. Whose would you rather have as your attorney?

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Episode 77: “Two Dogs Cooking a Steak in a Sleeping Bag”

November 9, 2015

THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS

Guy Fieri with Angina. The Boy Bangers. Clueless Klux Klan. Marley McFly. Young Link. Hooty and The Blowfish. Captain Zip. Rabies Baby. Percival the Daschund. The Naughty Audience. Two Dogs in a Sleeping Bag. Dam Son! Assassins Creed. Late Jan. Roller Disco Russ. Mango Unchained.


THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:

1. Who would be able to better perform this manly feat…?

2. Who would make a more creative serial killer?

3. Who would sell more commemorative plates?

4. Whose reputation would you rather have?


Special guest John Voth! Find him at @johnvoth.

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Episode 76: “A Drug-Fueled Rampage with You and Jedi Gandalf”

November 2, 2015
THIS EPISODE'S CHARACTERS:
Lamar Odom on every drug. A giant cube of vitamin D. The teen centipede. Nash: fighting invisible hurricane. Jedi Gandalf. The wino rhino. Tickle-Me Burning Log. Afro Man in full-on rage. Every burger. A lion with $10 million inside of him. Justin Trudeauberman. Moby Dick. Dry Walter. The best guy at Best Buy. Morgan Freeman Matlock. The dilly barber.

THIS EPISODE'S BATTLE SCENARIOS:
1. Who would make the better mythical creature when combined with...?
2. Who would you rather have as a pillow forever?
3. Who would you go on a drug-fueled rampage with?
4. Who would you rather use as your garbage can?

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