Episode 90: “Oscars Edition! The Revvin’ Ant Doesn’t Win.”

February 29, 2016

THIS EPISODE'S CHARACTERS:

Chris the Rock Johnson. All of the black people who didn’t get nominated this year. The Revenant bear. A snowman and his wife. The revvin’ ant. Apollo Creed. Eatey Red Mane. Steve Jobs. Al Pacino. Jennifer Low-rent. The Short Big. A sentient Titanic full of na'vi. Meryl Streep with a feral streak. A DVD of Star Wars Episode 8. Samuel L. Jackson riding naked Randy Quaid dangling a copy of Independence Day in front of him. The flaming guitarist from Mad Max.

THIS EPISODE'S BATTLE SCENARIO'S:
  1. 8-parter about each of this year's Best Picture nominees.
  2. Who would make a better Oscar the Grouch?
  3. On whose furry road would you rather go mad to the max?
  4. Who would look more attractive if turned inside out?
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Episode 89: “Bear Bones Barry Bonds Bearing Bearer Bonds”

February 22, 2016

THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS

A Freemason Jar. Gollum with the One Ring to Rule the Mall. The Pollinator. Bear Bones Barry Bonds Bearing Bearer Bonds. The world’s tiniest improve troop. Burt Ward’s Robin. Thomas the Tank Top. Adam Latrine. The Hush Puppies.  Daypack Chopra. Klaxar – The baby with a Civil War Era Pistol. A stuffed crust pizza. The Tappyoga. The Sneaky Cheese. Poor Patty Pyramid Head.

 

THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:

1. A series of questions based on Wikipedia’s Random Article Button.

2. Who would you rather ride into your job interview?

3. Who would you rather have as your The Bachelor?

4. Who would you rather cohost a bass fishing show with?

 

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Episode 88: “The Price Is Right Wheel on a Rampage”

February 15, 2016

THISEPISODE’S CHARACTERS

ThePrice is Right Wheel. The Pubermench. Jay and Cam Weekend at Bernie’sing Russ.Jerry Seinfeld on a nice BMX with stunt pegs. The Monstars. The Pope with extracleavage. Roosh V. Chrystal Seth. Two frogs in a wheel barrel race. Maddi’sDollar. Ex gon’ give it to yah. The Wrong Brothers. Crash Bandicoot. The ButtKite. The Crackern. Russ with a lot more fun.

 

THISEPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:

1.Who would win in a fight on top of a skyscraper with the following weapon…?

2.Who would you rather Weekend at Bernie’s?

3.Who would you rather have fill your beanbag chair?

4.Who could teach you to love again?

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Episode 87: “An upper-middle-class slug named Susan”

February 8, 2016

THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:

Craig Slist. The Cokey Monster. Shakespeare with a paddle ball game. Dalsim. Lemony Stick-It. Nearly Headless Ned. Karate Miss Piggy. An unconventional trumpet. The seven Worfs. Jerkules. An upper-middle-class slug named Susan. Galadriel. Colonel Slungel. Labatt blue whale. Howard Stern’s Furby. Klondike Bar.

 

THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:

1. WWYR do the following childhood caper with?

2. Whose action figure would sell better?

3. Who would win an Iron Chef kitchen stadium battle?

4. Who would you rather have as the captain of your pirate ship?

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Episode 86: “Down to Clown in Brown Town”

February 1, 2016

THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS

A Super Big Gulp Plus. Merna Tental. Russ in a Brave Little Toaster Costume. A Fit Bit Incarnate. Lindsey Lowns. Nash in a spaghetti strap dress. Pongo Unchained. Bob-omb. Marilyn Mansion. Jay in a Time Bomb Fedora. Nicolas KGB. Cam all greased up in a pleather one piece. Huckleberry Sin. Oceanic Face. The Tournamental Hosts dressed in organ costumes. Leon Wet Legs Purcell.

 

THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:

1. Who would you rather commit the following crime with and not on and then on and not with?

2. Who would better run and old timey saloon?

3. Who would you rather share an airplane seat with?

4. Who would you rather have as your defense attorney?

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