Episode 106: “President’s Choice Batman”

June 27, 2016

 

THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS

 A guy still cosplaying as Heath Ledger’s Joker. Christopher Corombus. Ray Romano doing standup in a blender. The Hammer Bros. Dr. Gonzo Gonzo. Jay Jameson with arcade machine claw hands. Sam I Am uel L. Jackson. Maverick and Goose.  Radical Slam. Stupid Dumb Idiot Dumb Baby. Rama. Presidents Choice Batman. Factory Specs. Rifle Tower. Dump soups.

 

THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:

1. Who would your rather run the following summer camp with?

2. Who would you rather find in bed with your significant other?

3. Who would climb farther up an endless mountain?

4. Who would you rather be buried alive beside?

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Episode 105: “Alan the Helpful Ogre”

June 20, 2016

THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS

Mike Trout – Kodiak Bear. Sexy Big Bird. Kanye Hawking. Willy Scott. Centaur of Attention. Butter Toast. Alan the Helpful Ogre. Deaddrool. A soggy bowl of Vector.  Poorly drawn Tournamental fan art. Michel Scott Bot. D-Bag Grandpa. Captain Americrab. George Gloomy. Teeny Genie.

 

THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:

1. Who would you rather have as your doctor doing the following medical emergency?

2. Who would you rather cosplay as for the rest of your life?

3. Who would you rather be stuck on a Ferris wheel with for six hours?

4. Whose dad would win in a fight? 

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Episode 104: Apocalypse Edition! A Pack o’ Lips in a Java-lanche and Other Unlikely Doomsday Scenarios”

June 13, 2016
THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:
Epoxy lips. A pack o' lips. Apoc-calypso band. Apocalypse Chow. Apocalypse Cow. The four headless horsemen of the apocalypse. The four men-horses of the apocalypse. The horse-Cam of the apocalypse. Tank Girl. A horde of zoombies. Hagnorak. All of the X-Men in a Jansport backpack. The number of the yeast. The Book of Morons. Kimmy Schmidt. Fred Amisegeddon.

THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:
  1. Who would you rather have help you out in the following doomsday scenario?
  2. Who would have more followers as a cult leader?
  3. Whose bunker would you rather see on an episode of TLC’s Doomsday Bunkers?
  4. Who would win the A-pog-alypse?
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Episode 103: “Mad Libs Edition! Smashing Words Together until Humor”

June 6, 2016
THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:
Lubed-up merman. Slippery hamster. Gropey Miss Daisy. Gun-slingy pastry-mobile. Contagious Jesus Christ. Ravey Jeffrey Dahmer. Omniscient Russ. Robotic 10 billion ping pong balls. Menopausal lady. Russian Pope-mobile. Recently divorced classic erection. Jason Bourne-trained TSA cavity searcher. Boner-inducing RC drone. Chinese Lara Croft. Saucy cyborg. 

THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:
  1. Who would last longer fighting an endless supply of Al Queda sleeper agents who are pooping?
  2. Who would better impersonate a space ship?
  3. Who would hornswoggle the other character’s five crackers?
  4. Who would be more successful at birthing a whale?
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