Episode 109: “Foodamental 2 - Corn on the Cock”

July 25, 2016

THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS

Dancing Squid Sushi. Macaulay Cupcakes. Chicken Pox Pie. The Rock’s Cheat Day Pancake Stack. Dumbledoritos. Corn on the Cock. A Wildberry Poptart. Cuba Pudding Junior. Tim Tea Bag. Big Greasy Bag of Taco Bell. Grandfather Grape. The Carrots of the Caribbean. Lobster Bisque. Optimus Prime Made of Breakfast Foods. The Danish Polish Sausage. A Tube of Cheese.

 

THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:

1. Celebrity food names…?

2. What would you rather taste like?

3. What would you rather do body shots of off of a lovely lady?

4. What would make a better soufflé? 

00:0000:00

Episode 108: “Off-Duty Judy and the Pancake Party”

July 10, 2016
THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:
Herpules. Keith Urban or Whatever. Eva Green Lantern. Candy Bar Hulk Hogan. Jay with His Worst Haircut. TV Spokesman from a 1990's Furniture Ad. A Celiac Bear. Off-Season Santa. An Ornate Plate. A Saucy Budoir Photo of Steve Buscemi. Colin Firth Sipping a Scotch. Chopper the Dragon-Dog. A Baby Taxi Driver. Daniel Radcliffe with Eight Cats Taped to His Torso. Joel, the Guy Who Always Beats You at Ping Pong. Off-Duty Judy.

THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:
1. Who would you rather have as your coworker in the following job?
2. Who would you rather have at your Pancake Party?
3. Who could fit more billiard balls in his/her mouth?
4. Who would you rather have as the main character of your dreams?
00:0000:00

Episode 107: “Getting Sex Advice from a Drunk Bird and Lincoln’s Top Hat”

July 4, 2016
THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:
Samuel L. Slaps-Sons. Tequila Mockingbird. Homer Pimps-Sons. Jimmy Talon. Dale Q. Squarnkles. Uncle Izzy. Sunny Bono. The Nash Village People.  The horny goat weed horn-kneed goat tweed man. 500 million fire ants combined to form a young Helen Mirren. Cam – a lot. Jay as a Corgi. Penguin-backed 100-foot Shakira. Reverse Lincoln. Gus Van Sant-a Clause. A Treatza Pizza.

THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:
1. Who would you rather have replace the following item in your day-to-day life?
2. Who seems better?
3. Who should give your significant other sex/relationship advice?
4. Who would you rather share the same pair of clothes with for the rest of your life?
00:0000:00