Episode 114: “Science vs. Jesus Pieces”

August 29, 2016
THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:

Jesus Pieces. Punches Malone. Orchids on a poor kid. Fitness Frida. Jay under mouse arrest. Everybody hates Jay. Canine Cam. A military-sized drum of dental tape. Simon Says. Catty caddy cat Kat. The Great Calamari. The Masked Magician. Pin Cushion Perry. Horse in a tube. Chicken Niblets. 

THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:
  1. Who would win at the following lyric from “Lose Yourself” by Eminem?
  2. Who would win as a science fair project?
  3. Who would win in a fight on a tightrope?
  4. Whose garage sale would you rather spend $50 at?
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Episode 113: “Road Trip Edition #2! Thelma and Luigi: The Original Suicide Squad”

August 22, 2016
THIS EPISODE'S CHARACTERS:

Satan on a unicycle. Princess Peach. A group of twenty-somethings trying to find themselves. Tony Stork. Thelma and Luigi. Cole Trickle. Rain Man. Hasty Mrs Daytime. The Wild Hogs. California Brad. Hitchhiker Daryl. Bean There Done That. Daniel Simmons. Christine. Jack Kerouwang. Thelma and Louise. 

THIS EPISODE'S BATTLE SCENARIOS:
  1. Who would you rather have as your road trip buddy in the following setting?
  2. Who would you rather Wrong Turn with?
  3. Who would chicken out in a game of chicken?
  4. Which character could better endure continuously watching the movie Crossroads?
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Episode 112: “Toast Spikes”

August 15, 2016

THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:

Nostrahamus. Joust Mouse. A Baby Made of Shoes. Furry Kate and Rashly Olson. Scores of Spores of Thors. A garbage bag full of burritos. Nash with Tails’ Tails. A Driverless Tesla Car on a Rampage. Pope Offishall. Attila the Fun. A Sentient Slip and Slide. Benjamin Buttocks. Roger Moore Masseur. Toast Spikes. Kimpossumable. The Bad Justice League.

 

THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:

1. Who would do better at the following World War II scenario?

2. Whose blog would you rather write?

3. Who would you rather Freaky Friday with?

4. Who would win in a fight in a barrel going over a waterfall?

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Episode 111: “Olympic Episode - Slalomin’ Solomon”

August 8, 2016

THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:

Cam, Jay and Nash Post Brazilian Wax. Equestrian Thespian. Sonic the Hedgehog. Starsky and Hutch as Brazilian Mega Police. Triathlon Trina. Slalomin’ Solomon.Insane Bolt. Baby Bang Bang. Fatso the Fat Arsed Wombat. N’SyncronizedSwimmers. Steven Buchsbaum. Nascar Ned. Kelsey Grammar in a Speedo. Russian Gymnasts with Cat Heads. The Original Six. Hoplite.

THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:

  1. Who would perform better at the following Olympic event?
  2. Who would you rather have design and feature in the opening ceremonies?
  3. Who would do better in an old-timey gun fight with Oscar Pistorius and CaitlynJenner?
  4. Whose skateboarding skills are supreme?

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Episode 110: “Spy Episode: Stinker Frailer Older Pie”

August 1, 2016

THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:

Lancelot with no Belt. Jason Just Born. Jack Bowser. Tinker Tailer Soldier Pie. StinkerFrailer Older Pie. Agent Cody Pranks. Felix Lighter the depraved sexual pervert. S. Pie. The Manchurian Cabbagepatch. All the Bond Girls with ImprovedSelf Esteem and Tommy Guns. All of Them. Slum Dog Spy Face.

THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:

1.Who could better do the following classic spy thing?

2.Who would better pick up a lady at the Martini Bar.

3.Who would win in a fight on a catwalk over a lava pit.

4.Who would your rather torture incessantly?

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