Episode 118: “Craigslist Edition! Free Foot Rub Jason”

September 26, 2016
THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS: 

Missed connection: birdseed lady at No Frills. Ebony seeks ivory! Foot rub Jason. Missed connection: hot dog w/ cheese PNE brown guy. A pair of crystal pineapples. Unwanted animals. A 1940’s-era vintage rummoli game. 2 recorders. $4 Amish books. A $3,000 roller. A lifelike Siberian tiger replica. 185 winter cat huts. The super flowers of sisters. A melted Barbara Ann Scott doll. A $69,000 front-end loader. A $50,100 collection of ceremonial knives. 

THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:
  1. Which would you buy in order to perform the following service?
  2. Which would you rather give your sister as a wedding present?
  3. Which would you rather ride share with to work every day?
  4. Which would you rather be buried with, Egyptian pharaoh style?
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Episode 117: “Truckasaurus Rex”

September 19, 2016

THIS EPISODE'S CHARACTERS:

Truckasaurus Rex. The Pied Piper. No Neck Nash. Professor Pockets. Haley Atwell with a Shotgun. That Dumb Moriarty. Zombie Shamwow Guy. The Emotionator. Abe Froman. Blapso the Clown Gone Corporate. Darth Brooks. Bambie As Is. The Tedmonator. Horny Von Cornington. Baby Putin. Nickle with a Talking Beaver.

THIS EPISODE'S BATTLE SCENARIOS:
1. Who would you rather have as your implement of survival?
2. Who would you rather have as the back half of your horse costume?
3. Who would you rather have as your realtor?
4. Who would you rather dive in a bathysphere with?
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Episode 116: “Japanamental: Geisha Danny DeVito Gets Killed Pretty Quick”

September 12, 2016
THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:

100 naked Japanese men. Kamikaze Fozzy. Human tie-foon. Lucky the monkey. Codzilla. The karate goat. Feliz-tsunami-da. Hiro Nakamura. Geisha Danny DeVito. G-shin. Goku. Anpanman. SLIM (Smart Lander for Investigating Moon). Kazan. Doraemon. 

THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:
  1. Who would win the following outrageous Japanese game show?
  2. Who would you rather have perform hara-kiri on you?
  3. Whose butt would you rather have to wipe (which is really a thing in sumo)?
  4. Who could wreak more havoc in a Godzilla-style rampage?
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Episode 115: “Same Old Crap But Huge”

September 6, 2016

This Episode's Characters:

KaFooLoo. Taffy Smothered Taylor Swift. The Lechador. Hansel and Klarp Klarp. Pennywise. You with a crows and Bose hose. The Lunchador. Boo Rad Bee. Yacko, Wacko, and Dot. John Wilkes Actual Booth. Lukador. Spl**ge McF*ck. Karen who is DTF. Straight Chimpin'. Jane Lynchador. Eight hammerhead sharks taped together. 

This Episode's Battle Scenarios:

1. Eight questions based on internet personality quizzes.
2. Who would you rather sail around the world on?
3. Which of these would be the worst companion at the movies?
4. Which character would you rather have emotionally berate you for the rest of your life?

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