September 6, 2016
This Episode's Characters:
KaFooLoo. Taffy Smothered Taylor Swift. The Lechador. Hansel and Klarp Klarp. Pennywise. You with a crows and Bose hose. The Lunchador. Boo Rad Bee. Yacko, Wacko, and Dot. John Wilkes Actual Booth. Lukador. Spl**ge McF*ck. Karen who is DTF. Straight Chimpin'. Jane Lynchador. Eight hammerhead sharks taped together.
This Episode's Battle Scenarios:
1. Eight questions based on internet personality quizzes.
2. Who would you rather sail around the world on?
3. Which of these would be the worst companion at the movies?
4. Which character would you rather have emotionally berate you for the rest of your life?