Episode 114: “Science vs. Jesus Pieces”

August 29, 2016
THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:

Jesus Pieces. Punches Malone. Orchids on a poor kid. Fitness Frida. Jay under mouse arrest. Everybody hates Jay. Canine Cam. A military-sized drum of dental tape. Simon Says. Catty caddy cat Kat. The Great Calamari. The Masked Magician. Pin Cushion Perry. Horse in a tube. Chicken Niblets. 

THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:
  1. Who would win at the following lyric from “Lose Yourself” by Eminem?
  2. Who would win as a science fair project?
  3. Who would win in a fight on a tightrope?
  4. Whose garage sale would you rather spend $50 at?
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Episode 113: “Road Trip Edition #2! Thelma and Luigi: The Original Suicide Squad”

August 22, 2016
THIS EPISODE'S CHARACTERS:

Satan on a unicycle. Princess Peach. A group of twenty-somethings trying to find themselves. Tony Stork. Thelma and Luigi. Cole Trickle. Rain Man. Hasty Mrs Daytime. The Wild Hogs. California Brad. Hitchhiker Daryl. Bean There Done That. Daniel Simmons. Christine. Jack Kerouwang. Thelma and Louise. 

THIS EPISODE'S BATTLE SCENARIOS:
  1. Who would you rather have as your road trip buddy in the following setting?
  2. Who would you rather Wrong Turn with?
  3. Who would chicken out in a game of chicken?
  4. Which character could better endure continuously watching the movie Crossroads?
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Episode 112: “Toast Spikes”

August 15, 2016

THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:

Nostrahamus. Joust Mouse. A Baby Made of Shoes. Furry Kate and Rashly Olson. Scores of Spores of Thors. A garbage bag full of burritos. Nash with Tails’ Tails. A Driverless Tesla Car on a Rampage. Pope Offishall. Attila the Fun. A Sentient Slip and Slide. Benjamin Buttocks. Roger Moore Masseur. Toast Spikes. Kimpossumable. The Bad Justice League.

 

THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:

1. Who would do better at the following World War II scenario?

2. Whose blog would you rather write?

3. Who would you rather Freaky Friday with?

4. Who would win in a fight in a barrel going over a waterfall?

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Episode 111: “Olympic Episode - Slalomin’ Solomon”

August 8, 2016

THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:

Cam, Jay and Nash Post Brazilian Wax. Equestrian Thespian. Sonic the Hedgehog. Starsky and Hutch as Brazilian Mega Police. Triathlon Trina. Slalomin’ Solomon.Insane Bolt. Baby Bang Bang. Fatso the Fat Arsed Wombat. N’SyncronizedSwimmers. Steven Buchsbaum. Nascar Ned. Kelsey Grammar in a Speedo. Russian Gymnasts with Cat Heads. The Original Six. Hoplite.

THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:

  1. Who would perform better at the following Olympic event?
  2. Who would you rather have design and feature in the opening ceremonies?
  3. Who would do better in an old-timey gun fight with Oscar Pistorius and CaitlynJenner?
  4. Whose skateboarding skills are supreme?

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Episode 110: “Spy Episode: Stinker Frailer Older Pie”

August 1, 2016

THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:

Lancelot with no Belt. Jason Just Born. Jack Bowser. Tinker Tailer Soldier Pie. StinkerFrailer Older Pie. Agent Cody Pranks. Felix Lighter the depraved sexual pervert. S. Pie. The Manchurian Cabbagepatch. All the Bond Girls with ImprovedSelf Esteem and Tommy Guns. All of Them. Slum Dog Spy Face.

THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:

1.Who could better do the following classic spy thing?

2.Who would better pick up a lady at the Martini Bar.

3.Who would win in a fight on a catwalk over a lava pit.

4.Who would your rather torture incessantly?

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Episode 109: “Foodamental 2 - Corn on the Cock”

July 25, 2016

THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS

Dancing Squid Sushi. Macaulay Cupcakes. Chicken Pox Pie. The Rock’s Cheat Day Pancake Stack. Dumbledoritos. Corn on the Cock. A Wildberry Poptart. Cuba Pudding Junior. Tim Tea Bag. Big Greasy Bag of Taco Bell. Grandfather Grape. The Carrots of the Caribbean. Lobster Bisque. Optimus Prime Made of Breakfast Foods. The Danish Polish Sausage. A Tube of Cheese.

 

THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:

1. Celebrity food names…?

2. What would you rather taste like?

3. What would you rather do body shots of off of a lovely lady?

4. What would make a better soufflé? 

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Episode 108: “Off-Duty Judy and the Pancake Party”

July 10, 2016
THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:
Herpules. Keith Urban or Whatever. Eva Green Lantern. Candy Bar Hulk Hogan. Jay with His Worst Haircut. TV Spokesman from a 1990's Furniture Ad. A Celiac Bear. Off-Season Santa. An Ornate Plate. A Saucy Budoir Photo of Steve Buscemi. Colin Firth Sipping a Scotch. Chopper the Dragon-Dog. A Baby Taxi Driver. Daniel Radcliffe with Eight Cats Taped to His Torso. Joel, the Guy Who Always Beats You at Ping Pong. Off-Duty Judy.

THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:
1. Who would you rather have as your coworker in the following job?
2. Who would you rather have at your Pancake Party?
3. Who could fit more billiard balls in his/her mouth?
4. Who would you rather have as the main character of your dreams?
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Episode 107: “Getting Sex Advice from a Drunk Bird and Lincoln’s Top Hat”

July 4, 2016
THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:
Samuel L. Slaps-Sons. Tequila Mockingbird. Homer Pimps-Sons. Jimmy Talon. Dale Q. Squarnkles. Uncle Izzy. Sunny Bono. The Nash Village People.  The horny goat weed horn-kneed goat tweed man. 500 million fire ants combined to form a young Helen Mirren. Cam – a lot. Jay as a Corgi. Penguin-backed 100-foot Shakira. Reverse Lincoln. Gus Van Sant-a Clause. A Treatza Pizza.

THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:
1. Who would you rather have replace the following item in your day-to-day life?
2. Who seems better?
3. Who should give your significant other sex/relationship advice?
4. Who would you rather share the same pair of clothes with for the rest of your life?
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Episode 106: “President’s Choice Batman”

June 27, 2016

 

THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS

 A guy still cosplaying as Heath Ledger’s Joker. Christopher Corombus. Ray Romano doing standup in a blender. The Hammer Bros. Dr. Gonzo Gonzo. Jay Jameson with arcade machine claw hands. Sam I Am uel L. Jackson. Maverick and Goose.  Radical Slam. Stupid Dumb Idiot Dumb Baby. Rama. Presidents Choice Batman. Factory Specs. Rifle Tower. Dump soups.

 

THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:

1. Who would your rather run the following summer camp with?

2. Who would you rather find in bed with your significant other?

3. Who would climb farther up an endless mountain?

4. Who would you rather be buried alive beside?

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Episode 105: “Alan the Helpful Ogre”

June 20, 2016

THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS

Mike Trout – Kodiak Bear. Sexy Big Bird. Kanye Hawking. Willy Scott. Centaur of Attention. Butter Toast. Alan the Helpful Ogre. Deaddrool. A soggy bowl of Vector.  Poorly drawn Tournamental fan art. Michel Scott Bot. D-Bag Grandpa. Captain Americrab. George Gloomy. Teeny Genie.

 

THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:

1. Who would you rather have as your doctor doing the following medical emergency?

2. Who would you rather cosplay as for the rest of your life?

3. Who would you rather be stuck on a Ferris wheel with for six hours?

4. Whose dad would win in a fight? 

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