July 10, 2016
THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:
Herpules. Keith Urban or Whatever. Eva Green Lantern. Candy Bar Hulk Hogan. Jay with His Worst Haircut. TV Spokesman from a 1990's Furniture Ad. A Celiac Bear. Off-Season Santa. An Ornate Plate. A Saucy Budoir Photo of Steve Buscemi. Colin Firth Sipping a Scotch. Chopper the Dragon-Dog. A Baby Taxi Driver. Daniel Radcliffe with Eight Cats Taped to His Torso. Joel, the Guy Who Always Beats You at Ping Pong. Off-Duty Judy.
THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:
1. Who would you rather have as your coworker in the following job?
2. Who would you rather have at your Pancake Party?
3. Who could fit more billiard balls in his/her mouth?
4. Who would you rather have as the main character of your dreams?