February 29, 2016
THIS EPISODE'S CHARACTERS:
Chris the Rock Johnson. All of the black people who didn’t get nominated this year. The Revenant bear. A snowman and his wife. The revvin’ ant. Apollo Creed. Eatey Red Mane. Steve Jobs. Al Pacino. Jennifer Low-rent. The Short Big. A sentient Titanic full of na'vi. Meryl Streep with a feral streak. A DVD of Star Wars Episode 8. Samuel L. Jackson riding naked Randy Quaid dangling a copy of Independence Day in front of him. The flaming guitarist from Mad Max.
THIS EPISODE'S BATTLE SCENARIO'S:
- 8-parter about each of this year's Best Picture nominees.
- Who would make a better Oscar the Grouch?
- On whose furry road would you rather go mad to the max?
- Who would look more attractive if turned inside out?