Episode 46: “Stream of Mental, For Some Reason”

March 30, 2015

THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:

A Baker With Large Areolas. The Man Who Ate All the Bananas. Stoner Santa Clause. Darth Vader as The Head of the Black Panther Party. Your Lonely Aunt. Poison Ivy as a Tabloid Reporter. Charles Chaplin with one Slanty Eye and a Long Leg. Pool Hall Harvey. King Solomon After Seven Sexes. Admiral Tiny Tomps. Dungeon Darkies. Hobo Train Slums. Hotel In Anchorage Run by Bears. All the Prom Dates. Bacons Bacons on a Sandwich Fry Pan.

 

THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:

1. Who could best avenge the night?

2. Whose sweater would you rather live in?

3. Who would win in a fight to the death at a gay nightclub?

4. Who would make a better fairy tale?

 

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Episode 45: “Eradicating The Laser People”

March 23, 2015

THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:

Glerp the Mentally Less Able Bear. Orlando Bee Loom. Olaf the Circus Bear. Samwise Gamjit. The Smurf Navy. The Looker – SHE WANTS YOUR EYES. Laser Frasier. The Chinese Cock Block Peacock. Goliath. Sepsis. The Three Stooges in a Sac. The Chimpanzeebrew. Stupid Dumb Idiot Butt Face Dumb Weiner. Animal Face. Twenty Mice in a Tire. Mastodon Cheadle.  

 

THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:

1. Who would you rather be teleported into…?

2. Whose race would you rather erase with a trace?

3. Who would win in an old timey pistol duel?

4. Who would run a better whorehouse on the high seas?

 

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Episode 44: “Tournamadness”

March 16, 2015

THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:

An Empty Toilet Paper Roll. Mad-Onna. Kevin the Slow But Fast Cat. The Joker. A Guy With a Lit Cigarette and No Self Awareness. Crazy Horse. Anita Cocomile. The Blade Sharpening Truck. The Person on the Bus Who Moved When You Sat Down. Donald Trump. Lenny the Lemur. Big Lurch. French Grade 9 Geography Binder. A Car Full of Mothers Against Drunk Drivers. Walter Wrinkles. Joseph Mengele.

 

THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:

1. Who would you rather have raise your significant other?

2. Who would you rather have as your mom’s caretaker?

3. Who would you rather have as your therapist?

4. Who would you rather have at your 9th birthday party?

 

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Episode 43: “Nicolas Cagey”

March 9, 2015

THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:

Jason Voorhees. Michaelangelou. All Intense Porpoises. The Stork. The Duggars. President Ketchup and Vice President Mustard. Lumpy the Downs Syndrome Cat. The Internet of Things. George Jetson. Ham in Armor. A Kleenex Box Full of Honey Ham. Bjork. Frasier Crane. The Passion of Cameron, The Mischief of Nash, The Naivety of Jay, and the Bluntness of Russ, all in a Sexy Lady. A Lizard Riding a Miniature Horse. A Hundred and One Dalmatians with the Face of Nancy Drew.

 

THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:

1. A series of questions based on the works of Nicolas Cage.

2. Who would you rather have spank you every time you lie?

3. Who would win in a Die Hard 2 style fight on the wing of a plane?

4. Who is sexier to you?

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Episode 42: “Mad Fresh Salmon”

March 2, 2015

THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:

Triceratops with Moonshoes. One Eyed Willy. All the Cereal Mascots as Gang Bangers. Mini Mouse with Hysterectomy. Cuts. A Very Great Smile. Bruce Jenner. The Tear Jerker. Four Ounces of Bologna. A Fresh Salmon Dinner. Vlad the Impaler. Robin Da Hood. Eminem the Candy Wrapper. Marge Simpson. Ice Ice Baby.

 

THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:

1. Who would perform better at the winter games?

2. Who would survive longer on a desert island?

3. Who would you rather have your DNA spliced with?

4. Who would catch the bridal bouquet?

 

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