Episode 62: “Three Men in a Tub”

July 27, 2015

THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:

The One Percent. The Racist Dog. Agent Smith. Serena Williams with a Racquet and Ball. Carmen San Diego. Helga Hufflepuff. Kaepora Gaebora. Russell Munstergomery. Wile E. Coyote. Mr. Thorpe. Bill and Ted Plus Time Machine. The Three Men in the Tub. Nash the Human Corn Dog. The Hounds from the Hood. Buckleberry Ferry. Julie Aardvark.

 

THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:

1. Whose life would you rather take a “time out” to live?

2. Who would you rather have on your Red Rover team?

3. Who would get farther in the following videogame?

4. Who would win in a motorcycle fight?

 

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Episode 61: “Fabio In Your Mouth”

July 20, 2015

THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:

Doyle The Frat Guy. Fabio in his Prime. Jaws with the Legs of Donovan Bailey. T’in Man. A Tiny Sharknado. Dana Skully With the Back of her Skull Showing. Dan the Weenie Wiener. Kit Cloudkicker. Jack Black Face. Kingpin. Fulla Fulla Flex. The Mandarin Machine. Huckleberry Hound. Mr. Yeboah. Princess Lay-yah. T-Rexican Border Guard.

 

THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:

1. Who would you rather marry if they were conjoined with…?

2. Who would you rather have tell you a bedtime story and then bang your mom?

3. Who would you rather have haunt your house?

4. Who would you rather have living inside your mouth?

 

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Episode 60: “Injurymental - The Squirrel Inside Rob Ford”

July 13, 2015

THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:

Tom Cruise with a Stubbed Toe. Your Favourite Uncle with Whooping Cough. Danny Tanner with a Terrible Sunburn. Humpty Dumpty. The Plant from Jumanji with Mildew. Carl Pilkington with a Tiny Hand. Jerry Seinfeld with a Swordfish Through His Belly. A Sentient Jenga Game. Donald Trump with a Stab Wound. Donald Trump – Shot in Face. Rob Ford with a Live Squirrel in His Chest. The Squirrel Inside Rob Ford. Eeyore. Paris Hilton with a Burnt Toungue. Wheelchair Cheeta. Professor XXX.

 

THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:

1. Who would last longer in an endless onslaught of the other character?

2. Who would win in a fight on the set of Wipeout?

3. Who would you rather have design and assemble your bungee harness?

4. Who would rather switch bodies with?

 

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Episode 59: “Bebop and Rocksteady Review Fast Food”

July 6, 2015

THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:

Rave Scene Barbie. Jeans Eagle. All of the Cats that Wish They Were Garfield. Nasubi. Tommy Wiseau. The Lumber Bot. The Peeking Duck. Cumby. Sonya Blade. Suburban Sprawl. A Clown Who Wishes He Could Retire. LCBO. Bebop and Rocksteady. Smart Alec Baldwin. A Carp with Carp Will Tunnel Syndrome. Lindsey Loham.

 

THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:

1. Who would run a better Youtube channel?

2. Who would make a better deep-dish pizza?

3. Who would make a better Mexican Wrestling tag team partner?

4. What’s a guy gotta do to get some…around here?

 

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