Episode 97: “Game of Thrones: Labrienne of Tarth Pits”

April 25, 2016

THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS

Hot Pie. Carry-on Lannister. Dire Wolf. Blondey Stone Pox. The Mountain of Youth. Leslie Jones and Peter Dinklage. Smaug, I guess. Labrienne of Tarth Pits. Brauny. Probably a Twat. Littlefinger’s finger. Laura Ingalls Wildling. Two or three Power Rangers Bad Guys. Bran Van 3000. The Last Habsburg Dragon. Davis Squidward.

 

THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:

1. Who would win the following “Game of Thrown?”

2. Who should lead the charge against the White Walkers?

3. Whose head would you rather have lining your wall?

4. Who would you rather tell your darkest secrets to?

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Episode 96: “Beef Twerky”

April 18, 2016

THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS

Beef Twerky. Shithead. Captain Stoop Hound. 100 Sheets of blank sentient foolscap paper. This man is and island. Nth Nth. Snake, Speed x 4. The Wind Breaker. Captain Pig and the Rooster Twins. Saleman. Last Taco on Earth. The Humour Tumor. Supermon. Gregor Hating Zombie. Three Blind Mikes. Electrocute.

 

THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:

1. New Zealand question x 4!

2. Who would you rather eat lunch with and on?

3. Who would you rather eat as your last meal?

4. Whose toilet seat warmth would you rather sit on?

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Episode 95: “Business Conference Episode: A Double of Whiskey and a Baseball Game”

April 11, 2016

THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS

Dumb Question Danny. A F*cking Herd of Cats. Donald Trunk. Willy Wonka the Tonka Truck. Surly Sam the Audio Man. Chris Farley or David Spade. Monopoly Man the fugitive. Frail Fred. A $50 gift Certificate that Dave won in the raffle. A travelling salesman who is letting loose. Michael Scott. Dry Bones. Steve Austin from Accounting.

 

THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:

1. Who would give a better presentation on…?

2. Who would you rather f*ck off with?

3. Who would you rather have as your buddy cop?

4. Whose hotel room would you rather be a fly on the wall in?

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Episode 94: “Nostalgiamental #2: Bananas in Pyjamas are coming down with SARS”

April 4, 2016
THIS WEEK’S CHARACTERS:
Teddy Ruxpin. Quail Man. Bananas in Pyjamas coming down with SARS. Red from Rainbow Brite. Gumby. The baby from Dinosaurs. Weird Al’s fax machine. Matilda Polkaroo San Diego. 100 hamsters. Cat-Dog. Animal cracker elephant. Raffi. Cardboard Kelly Kapowski. Alex Mack. Rizzo. 

THIS WEEK’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:
  1. Whose Netflix reboot would you rather watch?
  2. Who would be the better front man for a pop-punk band?
  3. Who would you rather build a tree house with?
  4. Who would be better at Skip-It?
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