Episode 123: “Halloween Edition! Skele-Tom-Selleck Tryna Come Kill You”

October 31, 2016
THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:

A group of tiny scary clowns. The bare Mitch project. Skele-Tom-Selleck. Ouija board. Polterscheiss. The Ghost Thrusters. A spooky carnival soothsayer. Centipede human. A chorus line of dancing skeletons. A fussy mom ghost. Feather Face. Did that suit of armor just move? Probably Captain Hook or something. Sinister Snake. Death on rollerblades. A babe in an ill-conceived sexy Bert costume.
 
THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:
  1. Who would you rather have on your team for the following Halloween party game?
  2. Whose zombie horde would sooner kill the three hosts?
  3. Who would make the sexier ghost?
  4. Who would you rather be possessed by while shopping for pants with your mom in Nordstrom?
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Episode 122: “Tournament of Champions V: Weekend and Bernie’s-ing Nicolas KGB”

October 24, 2016
THIS EPISODE'S CHARACTERS:

A Hapless Malaysia Airlines Public Relations Expert. The Biking. Nicolas KGB. The Cokey Monster. The Pubermench. Bear Bones Barry Bonds Bearing Bearer Bonds. The Flaming Guitarist from Mad Max. Twice-ems. Ganapati. Spider-Man Waist-Deep in Chocolate Pudding. Fugitive Monopoly Man. The Humour Tumor. Laura Ingalls Wildling. Bald Ego (Donald Trump as an eagle). The Truth Sandwich.

THIS EPISODE'S BATTLE SCENARIOS:
  1. Who would win in the following random Wikipedia scenario?
  2. Who would you rather Weekend at Bernie's?
  3. Who would you rather have living in your pubes?
  4. Whose furry road would you rather go Mad to Max on?

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Episode 121: “Tournament of the Inferior IV: Your Mom and the Dumpster Clown”

October 17, 2016

THIS EPISODE'S CHARACTERS:

Donald Trump shot in the face. Bare Bones Barry Bonds Baring Barer Bonds. Diggity Dango Babinski Ping Pong Face. A Nine Foot Pile of Beans. Optimus Pride. The Light Packer Heat Packing Punk Pecking Pelican. Leon Wetlegs Purcell. Overhead Bin Laden. The Church of Ladder Jay Snakes. Chocolate Wifi. The Cokey Monster. Gollum with the One Ring to Rule the Mall. Klaxon the baby with the Civil War Era Pistol. Mango Unchained. Dumpster Clown. The Hounds From the Hood.

THIS EPISODE'S BATTLE SCENARIOS:
1. Who would you rather have read you a bed time story and then bang your mom?
2. Who would you rather have as the stuffing in your bean bag chair?
3. Who would better impersonate a rocket ship?
4. Who would you rather have replace the sun?
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Episode 120: “Cheese Wizard”

October 3, 2016

THIS WEEK'S CHARACTERS:

M. Night Shamonalan. John Handcock. A Pod of Serial Killer Whales. Dr. Phantasmo. Hickory Dickory Cock. All the Gold Medalists. Crazy Horse. Diarrea Dog from Spooky Buddies. Cheese Wizard. Hulk Hogan Sculpted from Play Dough. Aunty Beans. Your Boss. Haz Matt. Nash glued into a gorilla suit. A cool little snowy owl. Tony Almeida. 

THIS WEEK'S BATTLE SCENARIOS:
1. Crazy Cosmo Sex Tips Part II.
2. Who would you rather have as your imaginary friend?
3. Who would win in a thumb war?
4. Whose hat would you rather be?
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